I hate dieting. I fucking love food. But I also love looking good and not spilling over the top of my jeans or having my legs look like 2 anacondas choking on a ham hock. I'm not of the diet elite who claim their favorite meal is chicken and broccoli (LIARS). Nope, I'm a fat kid at heart. So I do my best to create food that tastes sinfully good. I wanted to share my creations in the exact way I talk... sarcastic, graphic, and descriptive.
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Green Monsta Eggs
Okay, going to name these after my friend Milenka the Green Monsta since she referred me to my awesome coach. Sorry for the blurry pic and the fact that there are some eggs missing (couldn't help but dive in right away).
Whatchoo need:
5 eggs
50 g avocado
55 g fat-free cottage cheese
salt
pepper
lime
2 tbsp fresh salsa (or diced tomatoes, onion and cilantro)
paprika
Mix that shit up:
Hard boil, cool and peel the eggs. Half them lengthwise. Toss the yolks or give them to your dog, whatevs. Add the avocado and cottage cheese to a bowl. Mash together with a fork until blended. Add 2 tbsp fresh salsa and mix. Add salt, pepper and lime to taste. Scoop the avocado mixture into the eggs, sprinkle with paprika.
200 calories
7.5 g fat
7 g carbs
28.5 g protein
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